“Wimal can’t go anywhere, he can only go to jail” – President

Sunday, 05 May 2013

The President has recently told several of his friends that Minister Wimal Weerawansa cannot go to any other political party due to the large number of robberies he has been engaged in. The President has added that Weerawansa could only go to jail given his actions.

Minister Weerawansa has been making statements against certain actions of the government and carrying out a continuous attack against Finance Ministry Secretary Dr. P.B. Jayasundera. The President’s friends have told him that the comments made by Weerawansa against the holding of Northern Provincial Council elections and the increase of electricity tariffs have affected the government’s popularity.

The President has said that Weerawansa was attacking the government and PB with his knowledge and that he cannot go anywhere else but only go to jail.

Weerawansa had booked a large number of rooms at the Suisse Hotel in Kandy during the first week of April and invited teachers who had taught him to a felicitation programme. Weerawansa’s family had spent the time in the hotel’s Rajasinghe suite. The President’s friends have said that the bill was footed by Weerawansa’s ministry.

The President had responded saying that Weerawansa had informed him of the felicitation ceremony and that the rooms were booked on a 50% discount offered by the hotel on a request made by the junior Diyawadana Nilame of the Dalada Maligawa, Krishantha Hiswella. The President has said that he was also aware that Weerawansa had personally paid the bill for the felicitation programme.

“He engages in million rupee businesses. A hotel bill is something very small to him,” the President has added.

Karaoke girls get red carpet treatment after deporting a foreigner with a tattoo

Sunday, 05 May 2013 

Immigration and Emigration Controller, Chulananda Perera who immediately deported a British national as a religious extremist because he had a picture of the Lord Buddha tattooed on his arm has extended a red carpet welcome to karaoke girls and prostitutes from China, Thailand, Vietnam, Nepal, Philippines and India. In fact he has even introduced an easy way for these girls to extend their visas.

Owners of karaoke bars have decided to employ local girls to their bars due to the continuous raids carried out by the police to crack down on the foreign girls. The immigration and emigration controller after hearing this move had called the karaoke bar owners and has asked them to employ foreign girls and that he would personally ensure visas to them.

In return he has asked the karaoke bar owners to send him a Chinese, Thai or Filipino meal for him to enjoy once a week.

The owner of Pier 3, Nuwara Eliye Wasantha is a close relative of the immigration and emigration controller. The karaoke girls are provided with their necessary facilities by the immigration and emigration controller through Nuwara Eliye Wasantha and Mal Kade Priyantha.

President’s friend threatens Water Board Chairman

Sunday, 05 May 2013 

One of the President’s close friends, Eshana de Silva is continuously threatening and harassing the Chairman of National Water Supply and Drainage Board, Karunasena Hettiarachchi, a trade union activist said.

The trade union activist said that when the Board has shortlist the best bids to carry out the Anuradhapura South water project, Eshana de Silva had forcibly entered the Chairman’s office and asked for form for him to bid as well. When the Chairman had refused to give him a form saying the bids have been short listed, de Silva had shouted at him and immediately telephoned the Presidential Secretariat and informed of the incident.

Accordingly, an official from the Presidential Secretariat had telephoned the Chairman when de Silva was in his office and asked that a form be given to him.

It is this Eshana de Silva, who is local agent for the Norochcholai coal power plant that has broken down 19 times so far.