Minister’s heart is with Wasana Mudalali’s calf elephant! 

May 19, 2016

A healthy minister of Sri Lanka who recently underwent bypass surgery in Singapore gave a call to the IGP before leaving for the surgical theatre and said, “Aney, Mr. IGP, in a little while I will undergo a bypass surgery. Before that I will have to make an appeal to you. Until I return after the bypass surgery, do not allow the calf elephant of Horana Wasana bakery Mudalali to be taken. I will tell my wife too, to look into that.”

He underwent surgery and after regaining consciousness, he asked his wife with difficulty, “Darling, did you find out as to what has happened to Wasana Mudalali’s calf elephant?” Promptly, the wife gave a call and inquired from  Wasana Mudalali about the calf elephant. He replied, “With the help of sir and madam, the calf elephant is doing well.” The minister’s wife went on further, “Sir regained consciousness only now. Immediately, he asked about the calf elephant. Mr. minister is loves calf elephants very much.”

Regaining his garrulousness following the surgery, the minister held a press conference a few days ago and berated the CID for not doing its job of catching thieves. Those in the police say that after his surgery, the minister has started making utterances from both ends.